Patriotic Nepalis and the way of life: satirical article.
Last year, Nepalis ate goat and goat meat worth Rs 2.65 billion, buff worth Rs 11.571 million and mutton and lamb worth Rs 1.77 million imported from India.
The meat had to be fried in about Rs 27 billion worth of oil. Where is it done only by frying and frying in oil? To cook the meat, onions worth Rs 4.85 billion, lamb worth Rs 300 million, lemons worth Rs 430 million, garlic worth Rs 610 million, ginger worth Rs 80 million, turmeric worth Rs 167.6 million and zucchini worth Rs 171.3 million had to be imported from India. And, the Oli government did not have the courage to stop the pestilence that came with it.
While cooking and tasting the meat, I also had to watch Indian programs on television. Eating only meat was not fun. About 22 billion imported liquor had to be drunk. While drinking alcohol, he had to play 11.1 million packs of imported cards worth Rs. 126.1 million.
We, who believe in non-violence in the land of the Buddha, ate meat but did not throw it away as Brahmins, so we had to spend Rs 1 billion on Janapurnima.
The latest figures are not known, but a few years ago, the equivalent of Rs. 641 million a year make the tongue hurt with Hot chilly. It’s just a matter of eating meat.
Where are we less likely to eat Gundruk? In the Fiscal Year 2075/76, Gundruk worth Rs. 1.21 billion was also imported. Where is that? Arecanuts, cloves and sweet melons were also eaten from India. After that, Hajmola from India was also eaten to check the indigestion of the meat. After digesting the meat, he sat on the toilet in the toilet for the rest of the work and asked Aachi with toilet paper from India.
He went to the salon run by a barber from across the border to make himself look beautiful by wearing a lehenga like the one worn by Kareena Kapoor in a new Hindi film. The show also missed watching Hindi movies.
After eating a lot of cooked meat in the morning, they voted for Arthur Gunn and many others in the name of nationalism. Trying, we never accept him as a Nepali. We are importing incense from India and using it. Not only you listen to the music of other countries, but you also watch movies, but you do the work of feeding others by destroying your own culture, social values , and economy. Identity is linked not only to citizenship, flags, hats, Mount Everest, Buddha, Janaki but also to self-reliance.
Vegetable and organic ghee worth Rs. 8.97 billion, coffee and tea worth Rs. 6.86 billion, chewing gum worth Rs. Barley, spices worth Rs 1.46 billion, and lamps worth Rs 615.5 million are imported during the festival. We depend on others even before we are born and perform death rites and shraddha.
These are just a few examples.
Wow re wow!
What a luxurious lifestyle and hollow nationality we have!
This is the bitter reality of us Nepalis !!!
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